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Spam (Unsolicited Commercial E-mail)

Spam is the Internet’s equivalent of junk mail. Another term you may see is unsolicited commercial e-mail (UCE).

Regardless of what you call it, it is wrong to send out massive numbers of e-mail in the hopes of selling something. It shifts the cost of you doing business to the recipients of your e-mail, to the companies that pass your e-mail along, and to your Internet Service Provider. If off-line business were conducted the same way, it would be illegal. The clearest example of this is the United States law that bans unsolcited faxes. A fax ties up the recipient’s phone line during transmission; and then wastes paper and toner or ink to print the fax out.

Can you imagine if you had to pay for each piece of junk mail that you receive? It is a very similar situation with e-mail.

What I have seen happening in the past couple of months is a rise in the amount of spam coming from outside the United States. Why in the world would an iron foundry in India try to sell customized lengths of pipes to several thousand (million more likely) Americans? Because the Indian citizen that was behind the mailing was an idiot. He (or she) got talked into doing this great thing for his (or her) business. If a small business in the United States sent out a piece of spam, the ISP that hosted that account would close the account so quickly your head will spin. But overseas, the novelty of the Internet has not worn off yet. So the overseas ISPs don’t care if you send out spam. I am close to rejecting all e-mail sent to me that has any hint of being from outside the United States.

During Christmas week a company based in Northern Virginia sent out spam. I talked with them (it was a local call, so why not?) about the spam and they “apologized.” They said the company they hired had assured them the list was an opt-in list. Of course, that company was also based in South Africa. I know the Internet allows for easy communications world-wide. But wouldn’t alarm bells go off if you had to contract with a business in South Africa to send out some advertising? Doesn’t that seem stupid to you as well?

Basically, the rule on the Internet should be “Do not send electronic mail out to anyone who has not already confirmed to you that they would like further information about your company.” Period.

I received an electronic greeting card a few months ago. The company is based in Canada, so the laws and standards of business etiquette are probably different, but what they did was unexcusable. According to their terms of service, the action of me going to their web site to view my card gave them permission to add my email address to their monthly newsletter. I don’t think so! So now if I am ever sent a card from that company I won’t be able to see it, because I do not want to be re-added to their newsletter list.

And that is why unsolicted commercial email is wrong. That one mistake this company made is going to forever influence my opinion of that company. The same thing has happened to other formerly reputable companies who have decided to send out unsolicited commercial email.

Site changes: July 4, 2000

Updated my privacy policy.

Site changes: June 17, 2000

Updated lots of stuff:

  • Added an online chess game (Editor: long since gone).
  • Updated some of the Hearts records that people have sent to me the last few months.

Site changes: May 28, 2000

Updated lots of stuff:

  • Combined joke categories together.
  • Fixed several missing pages resulting from the switch of hosting companies.

Site changes: February 1, 2000

Changed the following:

  • Added 337 jokes to the jokes section.
  • Made new look and feel of PlanetMike live.

Site changes: January 26, 2000

(Snow day from work:) updated the following pages:

  • Played with navigation structure.
  • Fixed a couple more bad links.
  • Added tons of new jokes to about 10 categories.

Site changes: January 25, 2000

(Snow day from work:) updated the following pages:

Site changes: January 17-23, 2000

Updated tons of little glitches, such as bad links, spelling errors, and such.

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Pretty Good Privacy Reference

PGP, which stands for Pretty Good Privacy, is a program that uses two different keys to encrypt (put into code) and decrypt (make readable) a message. The two different keys are mathematically linked together; but since there are literally trillions of different possibilities, no one else can read your message.

The two keys are named your Secret (or Private) Key, and your Public Key. Your Secret Key is kept by you; and only you should ever know the password (or passphrase) to access it. Your Public Key should be distributed as far as possible around the world. Then when you want to send me a message that you only want me to read, you can encrypt it with my Public Key. Since it is mathematically linked to my Secret Key, only I can then read the message.

But then how do I know that the message is really from you? You can’t get an ink pen out and put your signature across the envelope flap to prove to me that it is your letter. What you can do is use your Secret Key to encrypt the message as well. So what I would end up getting is a message that has been encrypted twice. I use your Public Key to make sure that the message is really from you; and I use my Secret Key to actually read the message.

If someone else intercepts the message, all they’ll be able to do is to prove that you sent the message to me. The actual text will be secure.

I know this sounds like a lot of hassle, but that’s the really cool thing about Pretty Good Privacy. PGP takes care of all of that hassle for you!

PGP 2.62 Documentation

The DOS version of PGP 2.62 comes with full documentation. The primary documents are PGPDOC1.TXT and PGPDOC2.TXT. I printed them out and started to play with PGP and found that it was a hassle to deal with the page numbering. So here are the same text files in Adobe Acrobat PDF files. They are a bit larger than the original text versions of the documentation, but are infinitely easier to use, either on screen or printed out.