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		<title>Longest LetterPress Game?</title>
		<link>/2013/11/21/longest-letterpress-game/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad and I played LetterPress last March and ended up playing 1,578 words. We made a few mistakes early on that cost us a few extra words. We probably could&#8217;ve gotten close to 1,600 had we paid closer attention. 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 Here are some tips and hints for doing a long LetterPress game: Hope for [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My dad and I played <a href="/x/let">LetterPress</a> last March and ended up playing <a href="/x/longlet">1,578 words</a>. We made a few mistakes early on that cost us a few extra words. We probably could&#8217;ve gotten close to 1,600 had we paid closer attention. 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
<p>Here are some tips and hints for doing a long LetterPress game:</p>
<ul>
<li>Hope for only a few &#8220;bad&#8221; letters&#8221; so that you will have an easy letter to avoid using. We had four &#8220;v&#8221;, and &#8220;q&#8221; &#8220;x&#8221; &#8220;z&#8221; and &#8220;y&#8221; so I believe it&#8217;s very possible to have a longer game. We definitely would have traded a &#8220;v&#8221; for an &#8220;r.&#8221;</li>
<li>Hope for easy plurals, such as &#8220;s&#8221; and &#8220;es&#8221; and &#8220;ies.&#8221;</li>
<li>Hope for four or five vowels, &#8220;a&#8221; &#8220;e&#8221; and &#8220;i&#8221; at least.</li>
<li>Always submit the first few letters of a word before trying a long word. We used &#8220;batty&#8221; as our fifth word, locking out &#8220;ba&#8221; and &#8220;bat&#8221; and possibly &#8220;batt.&#8221;</li>
<li>If you&#8217;re going for a longest game score, you have to work with your opponent. Decide together what letter to avoid using.</li>
<li>It&#8217;s very easy to get excited and type in a really long word that either ends the game or disqualifies a lot of other words.</li>
<li>Try funny words. That&#8217;s how I found the word &#8220;squit.&#8221; It turns out we have several British words in this game.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t worry about your score. The lead will go back and forth. But the score isn&#8217;t the point of the game. The point of the game is to keep the game going.</li>
<li>You can view the game to see what you&#8217;ve already played. Make sure you go back and try the plurals!</li>
<li>If you see a word, write it down so you don&#8217;t forget it.</li>
<li>Allow some time! This game took about two weeks of on-and-off play.</li>
<li>Make sure you send the replay of the game to yourself so that the world will have proof of your accomplishment.</li>
</ul>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Venn Diagram of Prime Numbers</title>
		<link>/2009/11/20/venn-diagram-of-prime-numbers/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a touch of the light side: A Venn Diagram of Numbers: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 More Venn Diagrams at the Venn Diagram Tumblog. 198.136.50.162 06/Dec/2019:01:57:33Copyright &#169; 2019 Journal of PlanetMike. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material at http://www.planetmike.com/ or in your news aggregator, the site you are looking [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a touch of the light side: A Venn Diagram of Numbers: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
<p><img src="/images/prime-venn.jpg" height="303" width="554" alt="Venn diagram of even, odd and prime numbers 1 through 39"></p>
<p>More Venn Diagrams at the <a href="http://venndiagrams.tumblr.com/">Venn Diagram Tumblog</a>.</p>
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		<title>Transcript of McCain&#8217;s Process For Picking Palin</title>
		<link>/2008/09/26/transcript-of-mccains-process-for-picking-palin/</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recording has been found of the discussion of how Republican Presidential candidate John McCain chose his running mate, Sarah Palin. Here&#8217;s the transcript, although unfortunately the audio file itself was destroyed while importing it into the computer: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 McCain: Ok, well, we need to find me a vice-president. The convention is next week. Advisor: [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A recording has been found of the discussion of how Republican Presidential candidate John McCain chose his running mate, Sarah Palin. Here&#8217;s the transcript, although unfortunately the audio file itself was destroyed while importing it into the computer: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
<p>McCain: Ok, well, we need to find me a vice-president. The convention is next week.</p>
<p>Advisor: Anything you say Senator. I guess it is an important decision.</p>
<p>McCain: Nah, not really. What does the veep do anyway? </p>
<p>Advisor: Not much usually. Sometimes the VP gets to vote in the Senate. What are your criteria for your vice president?</p>
<p>McCain: Well now, let&#8217;s work that out. They need to have experience governing.</p>
<p>Advisor: Governing? So you want a governor?</p>
<p>McCain: Yes. And a Republican, of course. </p>
<p>Advisor: Why, Senator? You&#8217;re a maverick; maybe we should choose a Democrat. </p>
<p>McCain: Well, that&#8217;s an interesting thought.</p>
<p>Advisor: Hillary made the Democratic race pretty exciting.</p>
<p>McCain: I wonder if she&#8217;d want be interested?</p>
<p>Advisor: I think I read somewhere that she only wanted to be President. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d sleep too well if she were one heartbeat away from my Presidency.</p>
<p>McCain: Good point. So, let&#8217;s stay with our own party for now. I think we need a woman to cash in on the female voters that won&#8217;t vote for Obama and Biden.</p>
<p>Advisor: Of course. I think we can work with that.</p>
<p>McCain: And she needs to have serious foreign policy expertise. Do you think we can find anyone that fits all of those criteria?</p>
<p>Advisor: Let me look. Hmm, Wikipedia lists <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_Governors">56 choices</a> for Governor. </p>
<p>McCain: 56! I thought we only had 50 states. That wackypedia thing can&#8217;t be right. You know, I can&#8217;t even type. Hey, can Cindy be my vice president?</p>
<p>Advisor: Let&#8217;s stay focused sir. The United States has six territories as well.</p>
<p>McCain: Oh yes. </p>
<p>Advisor: Now, of those 56 leaders, 23 are Republicans.</p>
<p>McCain: Excellent, it looks like we&#8217;re getting somewhere.</p>
<p>Advisor: And there are only 3 female Republican governors: M. Jodi Rell of Connecticut; Linda Lingle of Hawaii; and Sarah Palin of Alaska.</p>
<p>McCain: I don&#8217;t know any of them. What about their foreign policy expertise? </p>
<p>Advisor: Sorry, Senator, I&#8217;m not sure either. Anyone have an atlas? (delay) Well, Connecticut is on the East Coast, so she&#8217;s out. Hawaii is 2,000 miles away from any other landmass, so what experience could there be out in the middle of the ocean?</p>
<p>McCain: Wasn&#8217;t Obama born in Hawaii? That could be a plus.</p>
<p>Advisor: Yes, he was. But look, sir, the map shows that Alaska actually touches Canada. And Russia is just across the Bering Strait. </p>
<p>McCain: Wow, this Gov. Palin looks like a mighty strong candidate. Let&#8217;s get her! I sure hope those reporters ask her about her foreign policy expertise.</p>
<p>Advisor: Yes sir!</p>
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		<title>What does DRM stand for?</title>
		<link>/2007/08/27/what-does-drm-stand-for/</link>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRM = Digitally Ruined Music 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 198.136.50.162 06/Dec/2019:01:57:33Copyright &#169; 2019 Journal of PlanetMike. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material at http://www.planetmike.com/ or in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact copyright@planetmike.com so we can take legal action [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DRM = Digitally Ruined Music 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
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		<title>Blogging t-shirt slogans</title>
		<link>/2007/07/24/blogging-t-shirt-slogans/</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently entered a contest to come up with phrases that describe blogging. I didn&#8217;t win, but here are my entries: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 I blog therefore I am Blog! You&#8217;re it! Think outside the blog. Parlez vous blog? Usted habla el blog? I&#8217;m bilingual, I speak English and Blog I read more blogs before 6am than [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently entered a contest to come up with phrases that describe blogging. I didn&#8217;t win, but here are my entries: 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
<ul>
<li>I blog therefore I am</li>
<li>Blog! You&#8217;re it!</li>
<li>Think outside the blog.</li>
<li>Parlez vous blog?</li>
<li>Usted habla el blog?</li>
<li>I&#8217;m bilingual, I speak English and Blog</li>
<li>I read more blogs before 6am than most people read all day</li>
<li>got blog?</li>
<li>front: My blog never mentions Paris Hilton<br />
back: Except for this post</li>
<li>My other website is a blog too</li>
<li>Ask me about my long tail</li>
<li>Ask me about my contribution to the net&#8217;s long tail</li>
<li>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be blogged.</li>
</ul>
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		<title>Happy April Fool&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>/2006/04/01/happy-april-fools-day/</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Clark]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope you liked my little prank. Here it is (my home page reversed entirely): 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 (Click to embiggen.) 198.136.50.162 06/Dec/2019:01:57:33Copyright &#169; 2019 Journal of PlanetMike. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material at http://www.planetmike.com/ or in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope you liked my little prank. Here it is (my home page reversed entirely): 7b1d91231a87fb75e0054e886a0dea57 </p>
<p><a href="/images/april-fools-2006.gif"><img src="/images/april-fools-2006-th.gif" width="256" height="270" border="0" alt="kralC leahciM" ></a> (Click to embiggen.)</p>
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